31 July 2012

I've got a bad case of Emptyhead;

The mice in my brain must all be dead.

As old man Methuselah aptly said

'Nothing's worse than a case of Emptyhead.'

Well, really I'm rather making that up,

There's nothing like silly fictional muck.

I thought it might bring me a bit of luck

And now I fear I'm a little bit stuck

Now that my brain has run away.

I'm training so that I might catch it some day.

'Could you please slow down a bit?' 'If I may.'

Oh me, oh my, I say, I say.

I've got a bad case of Emptyhead;

It's just getting worse so I'm going to bed

To dream up some sloths and pavlova instead

Of suffering from Emptyhead.

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