23 May 2012
Attention! Fellow inhabitants
Of the wood.
There's a bandit around!
A menace! The Hood!
She acts all sweet
In her cloak of red
But red stands for danger!
Don't be misled
By her cookies and lies
About visiting gran
She's a wolf-slayer
Along with her sidekick Chopper Man.
Poor Wolfie Wellows
Just the other day
Was chopped into two
In their signature way,
They said they were saving
An old woman dear
But they just target innocents
Instilling hysteria, fear.
If you see them, don't approach
They're far to dangerous
Just don't make a sound
And call for us.
We must eliminate the threat
Of this unruly new band
Of girls in the forest
Destroying our land.
Warning! • Opuss № I