23 May 2012
Attention! We apologise
For the recent security notes
But there's yet another incident
That requires your attention, folks.
It seems there's now a little tyke
Roaming in our woods
Only doing harm
And never any good.
She's easily distinguished
By her shiny golden hair
We call her Porridge Snatcher
And she particularly targets bears!
She should be fairly easy to catch
For after eating all those breakies
Shes gotten rather chubby
And really rather lazy.
There are some fairly sure fire ways
To protect your morning treat:
Never leave it unattended
And do make it too salty or sweet
She doesn't pose as serious a threat
As some of the other girls
She can get rather sleepy
After, but still do beware.
Yet again, any sightings
Should report our way
So just keep out a watchful eye
And have a porridgy day.
Warning 2! • Opuss № I