23 May 2012
Attention! We know, folks,
This is getting out of hand,
But there are more ASBO's
To hand out in Forestland.
Yet another terror has been found
Roaming through our woods,
Reeking havoc in the little place
We once knew and understood.
Her name is Dastardly Dorothy
And she's really something strange,
After many years out of Kansas
She's slowly gone deranged.
Her sidekick died quite recently
But she remembered him just so
A tattoo of a wolf on her right arm
'RIP Toto'.
She's going around stealing
People's ruby shoes,
Throwing water over witches
And pinching their precious brooms.
She scared our poor friend Lion
And held Tin-man as her slave
And the scarecrow has to follow her
Because she stole his brain, the knave!
She stormed the Emerald City,
And she locked the munchkins up
And vandalised the Yellow Brick road
'Big Do wuz 'ere.' We've had enough!
If you see her, yet again
Report her posthaste!
But DO NOT approach
Lest she lay your village to waste.
Warning 3! • Opuss № I