23 May 2012
Attention! Apologies!
This is really quite absurd
But there is yet another threat to us
Or so we have heard.
This time from a young thing
Who's taken up the mantle,
Under the name Galumptious Gretel
With her side-kick Horrid Hansel.
They go around vandalising homes
And breaking off substantial bits
To eat whether wood or thatch,
PVC windows or brick.
They seem to also have no fear
Of attacking their victims too,
So stay away citizens
Unless they harm you!
One such example, they targeted
Witchy Wilma's home
And when she tried to combat them
They swallowed her whole, the old crone!
These two are extremely dangerous
And ginormous, I digress,
Do leave the situation to us
Though I admit this is a growing mess.
Warning 4! • Opuss № I