10 June 2012
The wedding party rocked
And the wedding night was raucous,
Roaring from the Aslans' car
And the occasional 'Paws off!'
Elton had conked out
With chocolate smeared up his face
Guess he's not a rocket man no more.
There's confetti all over the place,
Wonky Bill and Ugly
Are riding with Mr Bean at the helm,
The Pevensies have returned
To their Narnian realm ,
Bagpuss is still chasing
The flying mice about
And Dylan the Rabbit's just getting
His morning bit of grass out.
Professor Bunsen Honeydew
Has just blown Beaker up
Waking the whole train
Right, that's quite enough!
There's wedding cake everywhere,
The walls are dripping in drink,
We have to have a tidy up
And get the Clangers out the sink!
No breakfast til we're all ship shape,
Dinah's very pernickety
And we need to fix up the Smoking car
For that caterpillar so finicky .
Chesh has already arrived
His smile's floating over there
And the Hare and that Hatter have just woken up
To welcome the rest of the Wonderlandians here.
We can't forget dear Sheldon
Though remind me why he's here?
Is he mates with Alice
Or the White Rabbit, dear?
They're all picked up, present and correct
All the cards from black to red
Just get us going before the Queen arrives
I'd rather keep my head!
Wedding Morning • Opuss № I