22 July 2012
If any of these dudes give me trouble I swear I'll trouble them back. I can't believe I gave into that dare, I swear I'm gonna murder Jack. This bra keeps digging into my chest And these tights just cut and restrain And how on earth my wife walks in these shoes Is knowledge I'll never gain. I don't like wearing this darn dress; It leaves me breezy and exposed And if the wind gusts it up I'd better look out below. Walk into the bar as a lady, Get a guy's number then walk out. Seems simple enough I suppose, I can do it without a doubt. There's a guy at the bar there, Kinda bony with really big lips. He'll do I suppose, just so long As he don't put his hand round my hips. Oh dear, he seems to have other ideas, Wants me to come up to his room. 'Excuse me if I seem out of line...' Excuse you! You most certainly do! 'Step back sucker.' I shout out As I whip out my old 19-5. 'Get your hands off, I'm a dude man! Now you'd better run for your life.'
Based around Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like A Lady
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