24 May 2012
I went with the wife to her old school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken bloke sat alone at a nearby table. Dunno why, the bastard looked like he couldn't tell his arse from his elbow.
I asked, "Do you know him?" Curiosity and shit.
"Yes," she sighed, looking at the guy sadly. "He was my ex from years back. He took to the booze right after I dumped him, and hasn't been sober since."
"Fucking hell!" I replied with a grin. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Curiosity Kills The Cat • Opuss № I