2 September 2012
This isn't really a blog, nor is it practical.
It's more like a rant about shit, but there's not a category for that, so let's stick with blog.
Right, this rant. This rant, readers, is about 'Ranks'. No, you didn't read that wrong, and thought 'A rant about rants? Carter, you hypocritical bastard, you.' No, 'Ranks'. More specifically, the ranks of Opuss.
Opuss is one of the best networks I've ever come across, due to its vast amount of writing. Although I usually tend to use the 'Notes' app first, then cut and paste into Opuss, because for some reason we can't turn it landscape and make typing so much bloody easier. But no, it's portrait. I dunno, maybe they thought we all have pointy chopsticks for fingers. Woo, go Japan, you hentai-loving dicks. I'm getting off track here, aren't I?
Yes, ranks. Now, the top...ten people right now, right, are basically spouting some mind-numbingly stupid quotes from other websites, put them on here, and hope to get some minor stiffy when they see their 'like' counter go beyond 10. Honestly, what about the other people, the ones that actually post some fucking poems. Or stories. Or recipes of cocktails. Something damn worthwhile.
There's a Bob Marley quote that's got the most likes ever, ok? I dunno what it is, I can't be arsed to fucking read it. But once again, I'm thinking... 'So what?' Who freaking cares about a Bob Marley quote? Honestly, who lives their lives by the words of Bob-fucking-Marley?!
Sheesh, it's fucking stupid. They're getting credit for shit they haven't done, and the ones who actually give a fuck about their writing has to sit in the shadows. But don't worry, you bastards, we're coming for you. And when we do, we're gonna pounce from the shadows, rip your damn throats out, shit into your stomach, and yell at your bloody face 'Who's the fucking boss of words now, BITCH?!'.
On a side note, I've sworn about 17 1/2 fucking times. Go back and count, if you don't believe me.
Carter, signing off, with a large, massive, throbbing headache. No, not my dick. You sick fu-
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