14 April 2012
Once there was an welsh man ,an English man and a Chinese man and they were all going to race camels across the desert
Now camels are famous for farting so they were all at the starting line and of they went
They'd all reached the halfway point and know body had farted but as they went past the half way point the English mans camel went and he was out the race so at the 3 quarter line the welsh mans camel did the biggest fart ever and he was out the race so it was only the Chinese man left and he could see the finish line, HE PAST THE FINISH LINE!!!!
All the reporters were asking the same question
"How did you do it "and the chinese man said "me no silly me no dumb me suck cork up camels bum"!!
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Camels • Opuss № I