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@AlexMurray

To All My Followers

As I am sure many of you have seen my Opuss "Please like and share" I am taking into effect what I promised.

@mrsaunders

The worst situation a person can be in is one in which he or she is accused of some heinous, yet is completely innocent, battling a crowd of cynical judges..

@doctormarten

Why do I get notifications but not see them on my profile?.

@Jatt

I wish I had my dog's superpower of staring at people until they do things for me..

@leeanne

Body Parts!

Why when asked do people lie about what their favourite body part on themselves is. Be HONEST. Its your crotch!.

@seanie

Peace

Make music, not war..

@priyashashri

The World Pt.2

"will you go out with me?" "Steve ,yes!" "Oh, great, only problem I was joking," "You killed me." Don't play with the heart, it's too sensitive..

@iamdaniellaw

Tummy

I have an upset tummy today. I don't like this..