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This Opuss will no doubt be found interesting to those who take an interest..
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dickensandchickens
Me: An evangelising speaker of tongues who likes nothing better than to stick my head in the new scientist or a hymn book. Science and religion do NOT conflict.
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Counting Words
Did you know that the average Englishman uses only 5,000 different words in their lifetime. Winston Churchill apparently used 15,000 and the average opusser uses 20,000, all of which are beautiful..
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Some Shakespeare To Ponder On.
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides, Who covers faults, at last with shame derides..
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Satan mocks our words, and laughs at our toil, But trembles when we pray..
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Beer
One day Paddy is walking along a street in Dublin when he finds a brass lamp. He rubs it, and, what a surprise. A genie pops out. This being a joke Paddy is immediately granted three wishes.
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Death Is Scared Of You
Always remember, death is scared of YOU. The only person ever to defeat him loves YOU. He wants to forgive YOU for being stupid and writing pessimistic opusses. All YOU have to do is believe.
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Brain Food
How can we prove that time goes forward. And is it possible to prove the existence of God. Well, for a start, think about this: Whenever anything happens, energy and mass get more disordered.
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A Neutron
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman how much a beer would set him back, and the barman replies, "For you, no charge"..
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English Lessons
An English teacher caught a boy at the back staring out of the window, so she called to him; "You, Boy. Give me two pronouns!" He replies, "Who. Me?".
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Kids
"Kids these days are growing up too fast, they are riotous and are not respectful." - Greek Theologian, 154 BC.
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Some Kind Of Joke
A priest, a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar, and the barman says: What is this, some kind joke?.
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