28 August 2012

When you realise your a vampire!

"Mmm, raw chicken looks absolutely lush!"

"OMG Hay! Close the stupid blinds! How can you live like that!?"

"I like to sit upside down okay! It's more comfy,"

"Hayley! If you bite my again... I WILL bite you!"

"But if the dentist says I need braces again... I WILL bite him, I don't care how nice he is."

"Eww get away! You're so garlic... Bleh,"

"I'm pale because I don't like the sun okay! I'm an indoor person,"

"I'm not a murderer, I just like staring at people, it freaks them out"

"Aaahhhh! That fork is boiling! I'm meltin- oh it's fine!"

DiddleVampire? • Opuss № I