30 May 2012
Left foot first into the bath, And you'll marry a man to make you laugh.
Comb your hair before it's dry, And you'll marry a man to make you sigh.
Forget to dry between your toes, And you'll marry a man with a runny nose.
Wash your face without the soap, And you'll marry a man who'll be a dope.
Forget to rinse around the sink, And you'll marry a man whose armpits stink.
Brush your teeth before you wash, And you'll marry a man whose awfully posh.
Never wash or keep yourself clean, And you'll marry... No one You know what I mean.
Written by John Coldwell
Until I have time to write my own poems and stories (which will be very soon!!!) I will be posting other poems. XxX
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