dino_dung
Wow, time really flies when you have two naps a day...
Ok, here me out... My idea for a film is about a boy/man who is walking down the road one day when suddenly he sees an old friend of his, naked in a bush. He says "hey James what the hell are you doing? You're naked in a bush" and James re…
All day there has been this faint groaning sound, much like that of a distant train. But the sound is only resonating in my room, causing me to slowly descend into an unforgiving insanity...
On my travels in the amazon, I saved a mysterious man from a tribe. He granted me one wish, but it had to be either a massive penis or unlimited memory... I forget what happened after that...
When you wish upon a star... Remember that it is millions of lightyears away and has most likely died... ... Just like your dreams...
Sometimes I wish I could hire 2 private investigators and get them to follow each other...
It is never the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln