I'm a dj, blogger and published poet who's always writing something. I enjoy going to paper chase and writing guerilla notes on the pen testing pad.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, wheel chair bound, 5 year old with paralysis from the waist down, brittle bone disease and diabetes get for Christmas. ...Cancer..
How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. ...One ...You fucking racist..
Scientists decide only to breed herbivores. Film goes on for days, repeating footage of anamatronic triceratops eating shrubs.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten, potentially robbing a dependent family of worms of it's only source of income.
If at first you don't succeed. Give up. It's clear you're not very good at it..
Space ship accidentally burns up on entry into earth's atmosphere. Movie ends after opening credits. Crowd leave, mildly annoyed but happy with the logic of it all..
So Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and it doesn't..
During first fight scene Tyler knocks some sense into self and commits self to an institution. Movie ends. Crowd leave wishing they'd seen Meatloaf's man tits..
Neo takes the blue pill. Movie ends. Entire crowd demands money back..
"The ships hung heavy in the sky much in the way bricks don't." -Douglas Adams, a true genius..