21 September 2012
I stare at the yellow thing in my hands and wince in disgust. I do not want to eat it. I cannot eat it. But I must! I wish I had never lost that bet, but being a man of my word, I decide that I will do it. I will eat the banana.
I put two fingers delicately on the tip. I slowly rip downwards, gagging as it slides down the side, leaving the yellow mushy fruit terribly exposed. I tear down the other two strips as well, swallowing my vomit as I know what must come next. I bite off the tip and quickly swallow. "Hey this isn't half bad!" I think to myself, then gobble down the rest of the banana, lay down on the couch and let out a super loud belch.
Banana Terror • Opuss № I