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I wanna be like a well written quote, unforgettable and powerful!.
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doomeddreamer
Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try.
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Stories by @doomeddreamer (18)
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We have reached an age where nobody gives a fuck to your new ringtone anymore...
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Love
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to .. <3.
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Friends
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them, they just smile and call you something more offensive :P.
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Haters~
Your haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you....
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Light
There is always light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train!.
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After the game, the king and the pawn go to the same box!.
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Advice
For all the women - Find a man who ruins your lipstick not your mascara :P.
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Gym
A gym is the only place where men look at other men for a change to check if their boobs are bigger..
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Group Study
The problem with 'group study' is that it takes only one asshole to shift discussion from Britain's legislature to Pamela Anderson's boobs..
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HP
Half of the global warming is caused by my friend's HP laptop..
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She
Her face had so many pimples, her passport sized photo looked like a QR code :(.
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Status Message
Guessing my state of mind from my status updates is like smelling my fart to guess my dinner..
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Birds
Birds fly with funds in their intestines, once they make an investment on your head, you become a 'laughing stock'.
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Nothing Is Impossible
Sometimes you gotta knock the doors, sometimes you gotta knock them down..
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Be Yourself
Trying to be someone else is a waste of being yourself..
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Dear google. Please stop behaving like my wife. Allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing/suggesting..
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Quote
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them..
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