3 June 2012
Clandestine by nature, I know all the right looks. Kleptomaniac at heart, I don't need to read the books.
But....
I wish I was a monkey thief So I could de-materialise your material possessions while still maintaining eye-contact.
I could dangle from a single rafter and leave not a trace. Even hang around for a while to see the look on your face.
Nobody would suspect me if I blend in with the crowd, leaving you screaming and shouting aloud. Pockets emptied without a sound, while I'm off to buy another round.
I Wish I Was A Monkey-Thief • Opuss № I