11 June 2012
There once lived a noble knight, who went by the name of Sir Prize-Fight, that had a novel way of winning all the duels that they kept bringing.
His trick consisted of a secret switch, that upon pressing, would unhitch his armour at the back; to show off his most righteous crack!
The shock of such an unchivalrous act caused every foe reel back and fall upon their own butt-crack, leaving them open and confused to be heckled and abused!
Sir Prize-Fight • Opuss № I