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Why do the Mexicans have a terrible olympic team? Because anyone who can run,jump or swim is already over the border.
A boy got home from school and his mum and dad were out. It was just him and his nan. He went upstairs but came back down quite flustered. He said "Nan have you seen some stickers in a bag with 'LSD' written on it?" His nan replied "Fuck t…
The awkward pause when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopuss.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Conjunctavitis.com. That's a site for sore eyes!
Conjunctavitis.com. That's a site for sore eyes!
Conjunctavitis.com. That's a site for sore eyes!
That awkward moment when you spell the title to your Opuss wrong.m