Apprentice wordsmith
She is all tempestuous fury. Cacophonous anger thunders through her veins. She bellows her displeasure with BP rising. A personification of her rage. She roars to bear her fury wide.
So if the world ends tonight I think it only fair that you should know...it was ME!. I ate the last biscuit. I didn't put the seat down that time you fell in.
Now, gentle fatties, warm yourselves before the fire as I begin once more with tales of Jimmothy's heroic deeds.
#colour It's that time again, I fear it when it comes. It's that time again, I feel it in my bones. It's that time again, Snow white flakes begin to fall. It's that time again, A halo they do form.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again...
-You'll have to excuse me for speaking with my mouth full. -You are absurdly delicious I couldn't possibly restrain myself, please do forgive me. -What a clever little thing you are. A revelation!.
Rolling hills and fields of green stretch as far as eyes can see. The brilliant blue dome of the heavens is remarkable in its intense clarity. All in all this is a beautiful place.
Shocking news everyone. I don't always have profound thoughts gouging insight throughout my brain. If I had to rate my brain activity this past week it would not score highly.
I found Tranquility, this summer past, down by the lake. She was on her way elsewhere, but then...she always is. She looked exhausted, but then...she always is.
Hello all, allow me to talk about my cats. Now hold on ladies.
Know dear reader: none of this is directed at you, it is simply an applied exercise of profanity. Listen very closely; a lot of this is going to go WAY over your head.
Of all prevalent meteorological conditions mist and fog are my favourite. I like waiting for the darkness so that I can watch as light attempts to pierce leaving eerie glows and deeper shadows.
Ballbags...pendulous scrotal carpet sample...danger dangles...you get the idea...life isn't great, though in fairness and objectively I guess you could say my problems are very much of the first...
Forest green eyes look into pitch black. The two sets regard each other, trying to register and interpret each minute change.
I am a master debater buff wristed argumentator. must now or a crime it will be later shocked-faces, sirens, biased adjudicator. speed or danger, I'll be frank I decide on visual aid or the bank.
1: take one fresh aspirational mind, marinate in a mix of 20% unrealistic expectations 50% delusion and 30% arrogance. An overnight marinade works well but for best results, set aside for 20 years.
Gather round fatties, gather round. Sit back in comfort and let your minds drift. Tonight I shall regale you with the deeds of Jimmothy.
One day, maybe it was Tuesday or Friday...whatever Jimmothy was a moose and didn't really give a shit...the moose named Jimmothy went to market.
Dear You, He writes to you about ancient history. Part of him still honestly believes that what transpired was best for everyone. One part still rankles.
An inspection of introspection has brought me here. A heretofore unknown doorway to the meditative state.
Method: 1-Desirous of delicious hot beverage. 2- Preparation of requisite materials. 3- Boil water. 4- Make tea. 5- Leave three to five minutes brew-time.
I give excellent advice. I do so from ignorance via empathy. On a whole it works out nicely, friends ask discreetly and I respond in kind.