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"I never thought there was anything special about getting old after all anyone can do it, all you have to do is live long enough"

Old • Opuss № I

In today's present financial climate I wake up every day feeling like a bloody pelican , "unable to move without having a huge bill in front of me".

Human Pelican • Opuss № I

"A banker is a person who lends you their umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the moment it starts to rain" Mark Twain.

Banker • Opuss № I

"I once spent a terrible 2 weeks on safari without a corkscrew and had to survive the entire fortnight on only food and water".

Torture • Opuss № I

"I have never killed a man but have read many obituaries with great pleasure"

Relish • Opuss № I

"I'm always in the shit it's only the depth that varies"

What My Dad Used To Say • Opuss № I

"I can resist everything but temptation"

Tempting • Opuss № I

Quote from a friend of mine. "I'm always looking for a future Ex"

Grim Reality. • Opuss № I

"I find alcohol taken in sufficient quantities produces all the effects of being drunk"

Caution • Opuss № I

"I find I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of friends who exercise regularly." Mark Twain.

Exercise • Opuss № I

"By the time I realised my father was right I had a son who knew I was wrong" D.R

Parenting • Opuss № I

Me a child,young,my sister not yet born Taids house and Noson Lawen A winters fire candles and black oak Nans best china and pressed white tablecloth home cured ham,bara brith,tea ,and later beer. Me a boy Nans house no more Taid Late aut…

Wales A Memory • Opuss № I