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I witnessed this conversation at a school parents evening. Teacher: Your son is disruptive in class, rarely pays attention and swears at me and other members of the class. Father (gazing out of window): Fuck me, there's a squirrel out ther…
Teacher 'arry took the 'ammer and 'it me on the 'ead. Hemphasise your haiches you hignorant hass!
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. William Shakespeare.
A lady walks past a pet shop on her way to work and a parrot on a perch squawks 'hey fatty!'. The lady walks on horrified. On her way home the lady walks past the pet shop and, again, the parrot squawks 'hey fatty!'. When she gets home the …
It's not who you know, it's who knows you.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles an hour, we're gonna see some serious shit.
Little Johnny has lost his mum in the supermarket. He tells the security guard who asks Johnny 'what's she like?' Johnny replies 'big dicks and vodka'.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
Nay, then, thus: We came into the world like brother and brother; And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.