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Stories by @dspratt484 (2)

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Limerick

There once was a man from Ealing, In his stomach he had a terrible feeling, But the sign on the door, Said don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling!.

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Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket, but his wife named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. .

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