9 June 2012
I keep a snake as a pet.
A blind snake, needs no vet.
I keep it close to my stomach, and it bites at the wet.
It's a deceptive snake, as it shrinks when not awake.
When it finally wakes, it triples in size, leaving some to wonder, and others to compromise.
it's a dirty snake, because sometimes it likes to spit.
It's a good snake though, as it gets me the girls, and they love it.
They pat it on the head and kiss it, but they seem to misunderstand it, because when they try to caress it, all they do is hiss it, so it rises, and spits at them.
I still keep my snake, though it's now locked in a cage, waiting for the day to unleash it's rage.
My Snake • Opuss № I