23 May 2012
This is a continuation of @Waynedoz's Tinyphant.
Scale = 1000:1 ¡ ¡ ____ /-.-|____\~
Also in this zoo of weird, Is a creature to be feared. Beware of the enormouse, 5 times bigger than an average house.
At will it could crush a car, Or appear like lightening from afar. It has no problem clearing space, Though in its wake it leaves no trace.
For, despite its size, it's not easily found, And scurries around without much sound. But please be wary of its squeak, The volume'll blast you to next week.
Inside a giant hole in a giant house, Is the natural habitat of an enormouse. I pity anyone who's near, For having to live in constant fear.
That the enormouse will decide to wander. For, though of it they couldn't be fonder, They lack the blind and happy faith, That their houses and children are totally safe.
Let's hope that it stays in the zoo, While all the tourists "aw" and coo, For if it managed to break free, A mouse trap wouldn't work, you see.
Enormouse • Opuss № I