17 December 2012

A man approached a woman with mistletoe,

Asked her to kiss him under it, but "NO!".

She vehemently refuses, he's got no chance,

So he asks her instead if she wants to dance.

With a sigh she agrees, and they walk to the floor,

They dance, they dance and they dance some more,

But the part of this story, which may prompt a chuckle,

Is that the mistletoe was attached to his belt buckle!

EarthboundMistletoe • Opuss № I