11 May 2012

During the test

Whispering:

Hot Girl: Jake

Jake: What?

Hot Girl: Whats number 2?

Me: Jake dont tell her, shes using you

Jake: But Shes hot!

Hot Girl: Jake do you know

Jake looks back at me

Me: Dont you dare do it

Jake: Im sorry man

Me: Jake! Jake! Dont you dare

Jake turns to hot girl

Jake: Its X=5

I get up

Me: HEY BROS BEFORE HOES!!!!

Teacher: Excuse me!

Me: Oh I forgot your a hoe

Teacher:........... GO TO THE OFFICE

Me: Damn....

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