13 May 2012
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Dude, she called you awkward! Oh hell no hold my turtle! ------- Dude, she called you short! Oh hell no lift me up! -------- Dude, she called you a thief! Oh hell no hold her purse! -------- Dude, she called you a slut! Oh hell no hold my pregnancy test! -------- Dude, she called you high on marijuana! Oh hell no take my unicorn for a stroll! -------- Dude, she just called you lazy. Go tell her im not! ------- Dude, she just called you a perv! Oh thats it hold my binoculars! ------- DUDE! She just called you Sexy! OH HELL NO! HOLD MY- wait.. what??! Here, hold my shirt... ------- Dude, she just called you a ninja ..... Dude! Where are you? ------- Dude, she called you blind! OH HELL NO, WHERE IS SHE! ------- Dude, she just called you... I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE CALLED ME!!!! No I mean on the phone- you have one missed call -_- ------
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