20 April 2012
1.Yo' momma's so dumb, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. 2.Yo' momma's so big they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most." 3.Yo' momma's so stupid, when I told her to buy a colour TV, she came back and asked "what colour?".
4.Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
5. Yo' momma's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Five Yo' Momma's Jokes • Opuss № I