17 April 2012
1.your letter to the north pole gets stamped "dream on". 2.You ask for a bike and get a pack of cigarettes. 3.Along your presents, Santa leaves a hefty bill for shipping and handling. 4. Instead of "nice or naughty",Santa has you on the 'stupid ' list. 5.Labels on your toys read "straight from crap town"
How You Know When Santa Hates You • Opuss № I