13 May 2012
Me: Can I have a glass of cola?
Waitress: Will diet pepsi do?
Me: Never mind. Can I have a glass of lemonade?
Waitress: Sure *gives a glass of 7-up*
Me: This is 7-up....
Waitress: Oh it's the same, just a little different.
(after meal)
Waitress: Will you pay by cash or card?
Me: Will monoply money do?
Waitress: ermm....no.
Me: Oh it's the same, just a little different.
Waitress: ..........
Burned
It's A Little Bit Different • Opuss № I