10 May 2012
Teacher: Does everybody know the alphabet?
Little Johnny: No!
Teacher: Alright little Johnny you need to know the alphabet by tomorrow!
Little Johnny: Okay!
At Home
Little Johnny: Mom! What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Mom: (on the phone) Shut up! Hold on a second!
Little Johnny: Thanks mom! (to dad) Dad! What's the second letter of the alphabet?
Dad: (watching football, cheering for his favorite player) 47! 47!
Little Johnny: Thanks dad! (to grandma) Grandma! What's the third letter of the alphabet?
Grandma: (who is cooking hot dogs) My buns are burning! My buns are burning!
Little Johnny: Thanks grandma! (to little brother) Hey brother! What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?
Brother: (watching batman) Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na! Batman!
Little Johnny: Thanks brother! (to grandpa) Hey grandpa! What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?
Grandpa: (on the toilet) In the toilet in the toilet!
Little Johnny: Thanks grandpa!
Next day
Teacher: Okay little Johnny sing the alphabet!
Little Johnny: Shut up! Hold on a second!
Teacher: That is rude! How many spankings should I give you for that?
Little Johnny! 47! 47!
Teacher: (gives 47 spankings)
Little Johnny: My buns are burning! My buns are burning!
Teacher: That's it little Johnny! Who do you think you are?
Little Johnny: Na Na Na Na Na Na! Batman!
Teacher: I'm going to get your parents! Where do you live?!?!
Little Johnny: In the toilet! In the toilet!
Little Johnny Learns the Alphabet • Opuss № I