10 May 2012

Teacher: Does everybody know the alphabet?

Little Johnny: No!

Teacher: Alright little Johnny you need to know the alphabet by tomorrow!

Little Johnny: Okay!

At Home

Little Johnny: Mom! What's the first letter of the alphabet?

Mom: (on the phone) Shut up! Hold on a second!

Little Johnny: Thanks mom! (to dad) Dad! What's the second letter of the alphabet?

Dad: (watching football, cheering for his favorite player) 47! 47!

Little Johnny: Thanks dad! (to grandma) Grandma! What's the third letter of the alphabet?

Grandma: (who is cooking hot dogs) My buns are burning! My buns are burning!

Little Johnny: Thanks grandma! (to little brother) Hey brother! What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?

Brother: (watching batman) Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na! Batman!

Little Johnny: Thanks brother! (to grandpa) Hey grandpa! What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?

Grandpa: (on the toilet) In the toilet in the toilet!

Little Johnny: Thanks grandpa!

Next day

Teacher: Okay little Johnny sing the alphabet!

Little Johnny: Shut up! Hold on a second!

Teacher: That is rude! How many spankings should I give you for that?

Little Johnny! 47! 47!

Teacher: (gives 47 spankings)

Little Johnny: My buns are burning! My buns are burning!

Teacher: That's it little Johnny! Who do you think you are?

Little Johnny: Na Na Na Na Na Na! Batman!

Teacher: I'm going to get your parents! Where do you live?!?!

Little Johnny: In the toilet! In the toilet!

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