13 May 2012
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You hear loud noises coming from your parent's bedroom. Your dad is on away on a business trip... ------- A terrorist just told you; "You da bomb!" ------- You have the biggest boobs in your group of friends. You're a guy ------- You have Asian parents. You got a B+ ------- Your toys make three Disney movies behind your back ------- Your parents go out more than you do ------- You take the 'the' out of 'psychotherapist' ------- You call 911. It goes to voicemail ------- You have to do the skinny jeans dance to put on baggy sweatpants ------- You're using the 'eeny, meeny, miny, moe' strategy on your finals ------- Your parents give you a bath toy. It's a toaster ------- You check behind your shower curtain, there actually is a murderer ------- Lady Gaga thinks you dress weird ------- Facebook forgot your birthday ------- In order to cheer you up, your girlfriend tells you that your penis is bigger than all of your friends ------- You have no idea who Rape is, but your girlfriend's yelling out his name during sex instead of yours -------
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well • Opuss № I