15 May 2012
Person 1: Hey Are you awake?
Person 2: Why do people always ask that question? It's like, if I wasn't f*cking awake when you sent it, I am now since it woke me up, and if it didn't wake me up, I obviously wouldn't get the damn text until morning. Either way, I would be awake now since I'm replying to your text so your question is invalid. Now what the f*ck do you want?
Person 1: never mind....
Texting At Night • Opuss № I