10 May 2012
A blonde walks into a doctor with two very red ears. Obviously the doctor is puzzled by this, and proceeds to ask the blonde why her ears are bright red and looking sore.
"Hello ma'am! What on Earth happened?"
"Well. Today, I was ironing some clothes, and the phone began to ring. I mistakenly picked up the iron and put it to my ear, thinking it was the phone!"
"Ooh, ouch!!! But what about your other ear?"
" the bastard rang back!"
Two Burned Ears • Opuss № I