13 May 2012

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing? " She asked. "Hunting Flies " He responded. "Oh. Killing any? " She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell? "He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "

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