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"I make those metal bits that hold up umbrellas", said a spokesman.

Joke • Opuss № I

People who preach equality and then claim that an "elite" are running things, don't really get it.

Durrrr • Opuss № I

Penguins can jump as high as 6ft in the air. Michael Jordan can only jump 4ft.

Fact • Opuss № I

One day an oyster had all the food in the sea for himself, but he wouldn't share it because he was shelfish.

Oyster • Opuss № I

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

Opuss № I

I am only what time and circumstances make me

Opuss № I

Money hasn't got owners only spenders. Omar

Opuss № I

What we do in life echoes in eternity. Gladiator

Opuss № I