6 November 2012
It's a lovely shade of straw So unique, so bleached, so rare
My fella loves it too He's got quite a deep dark tan His mate Jim, and the ladies Think he's quite the mahogany man
We look the perfect pair Dancing in the UV light Our matching white outfits Look quite a fluorescent sight
Oh yes we like our ballroom Even Jim's quite the dancer But if we don't give up the ultra violet We'll end up with skin cancer
But I'm a 100% UVA And 100% UVB They say the sun is healthy To get my Vitamin D
100% UVB • Opuss № I