31 October 2012
What's a girl to do When she can't find loo When one hold up is falling down While walking happily through town
An important meeting at two God!! Where is the loo? Let's nip in to a shop See if this malfunction I can stop
One hand attached to my leg Please... don't stare, I beg Oh no! I need two hands to open the door Please oh please don't fall to the floor
Ah the hosiery department is in sight Buy a new pair to end my plight I tell the cashier on the desk Of my hold up malfunction distress
So into the changing room I go Hoping that no one would know Of the embarrassing situation I was in While I put the old ones in the bin
So hosiery disaster eluded Meeting at two concluded However in my hold up haste They weren't high enough, but gave a taste
Of just a little too much on show Maybe that's why I got the deal, although He was rather nice eye candy And I did feel naughty and a little bit randy.
So now I always carry a spare No matter when or where On the street or at a T junction You just never know when they'll malfunction
*this is true, happened when I lived in the Midlands.
An Embarrassing Malfunction • Opuss № I