21 July 2012
They don't know how to handle her Confused at her suggestive ways The need for constant recognition Her mind a never ending maze
She comes out during the day But rarely seen at night Him indoors is jealous Likes to keep her out of sight
Ball and chain wrapped round her leg Tied to the kitchen sink But still she likes to tease the boys Know what I mean wink wink
She's bored stuck at home all day With nothing much to do So she pours her heart out on chat rooms And gives them pictures to view
Thinks shes quite a catch For the unsuspecting online man Fills him full of bullshit While pretending she's his number one fan
A suggestive eye, some cleavage there Her self confidence needs a boost But if him indoors finds out To the knife she'll be reduced
She doesn't really love him But she knows no way out So for the time being She'll lead on an ignorant lout
Maybe one day she'll get off her arse Find a decent job But why bother, him indoors pays While she watches Jeremy Kyle and slobs
Bored To Tears • Opuss № I