28 November 2012
There was an aspiring actress Who made her film debut Staring in an French art house film Called Electric Blue.
The director said she would be a star But her clothes wouldn't do He asked her to take them off Then made her play with her Kalamazoo.
It was all in the name of cinematic art Nudity was his craft He suggesting she bend over And welcome his lengthy shaft.
She didn't have many words But she made a lot of sounds Lots of ooooos, mmmmm's and ahhhhhs And close ups of her mounds.
There wasn't even a plot Or a storyline Just random pointless screwing That took a long time.
Her co star had a moustache And white shiny shoes He slapped her ass a lot And made her bounce like a kangaroo.
There once was another aspiring actress Who got a script too But she did become a star By starring in the classic french art-house film, Betty Blue.
Electric Blue • Opuss № I