8 November 2012
As a busy mummy, I always seem to be coming up with time saving ideas like.. Selling the kids on eBay, winning the lottery using my super psychic powers, staying smelly and crumpled, eating only fruit or raw veg or getting the mother in law to stay for a week (she loves to clean and iron!) But my favourite and I think I'll have to patent it is the human WASH-O-MATIC. Every home should have one. The basic principal is you step into the cubicle or converted wardrobe, you are then showered, shampooed, conditioned, exfoliated, buffed, scrubbed, shaved, dried then moisturised, blow dried and dressed for the day and hey presto you step out. The unique selling point is it only takes 10minutes. Press a button and that's it. No more the last to shower, no more need to shower before bed as you can't in the morning, no more need to entertain kiddies while one hand lathers shampoo and the other is making entertaining shapes and faces. No more need to iron, no more need to waste time picking out clothes. No more listening to crying when you take too long. The WASH -O-MATIC will also have three settings 1. Normal daily wash, dry and clothe 2. Going out wash,dry and clothe 3. Sexy come to bed wash, dry and cloth/or not
Generally I look like number three anyway (not the sexy bit) invariably my long hairs a mess as I forget to brush it, by 10.30am my mascara has smudged already, occasionally I sport the heroin chic look if I've not had enough sleep.
Advert: (voice over man)
Yes ! WASH -O-MATIC solves all these problems in just the press of a button. 10minutes! Yes that's right! Just 10 minutes you will be the envy of the school run, the envy of the supermarket sweep, FHM will be knocking at your door. Just call 0800 363436 for your free 90 day trial. We guarantee you will be satisfied or your money back. Available also on credit. See terms and conditions below. (2435%APR) Available from all good stockists and retailers. WASH-O-MATIC the ultimate time saving device.
So do you think I'm going to be the next Richard Branson, the next Steve Jobs, the next Bill Gates, the next Sir Alan?
If only! Maybe you have a better idea?
Have a nice day. In off for a shower in a can while madam is sleeping.
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