23 August 2012
Have you ever played that game While in a traffic queue You know that made up one Wonder what they do?
To my left there is a dodgy van Pulling a trailer Wonder if he's a murderer or japanese whaler
I reckon there's body parts All tied up in the back From his latest kill In a smelly black sack
Up high in his truck Theres tattooed Merv Staring at my legs Swivel you perv
Next to me On the inside lane Is Pippa or Penelope Off to daddy's private plane
Behind me In my rear view mirror Is doris and Geoffrey Towing there caravan On their annual holiday Although she wishes He was another man
I've just passed Reg Photocopy engineer Fag hanging out the window Dreaming of his next beer
Slick blonde bob To my right Black Mercedes High class pro by night
Loves young dream As I pass and go Im sure I saw two heads Omg she's given him a .....
If you've never played it It can be fun Next time your stuck in traffic Guess who's the fugitive on the run
Motorway Boredom • Opuss № I