26 October 2012

I will not get upset or sarcastic When the children forget to say please and thank you I will not get upset or sarcastic when the children forget to say please and thank you

I am strong and will resist the temptation to say 'you could have made an effort' to the teenager with deely boppers on her head. I am strong and will resist the temptation to say 'you could have made an effort' to the teenager with deely boppers on her head.

I am honest and true to myself I will be surprised or scared when the tenth vampire turns up at my door. I am honest and true to myself I will be surprised or scared when the tenth vampire turns up at my door.

I must not scold the werewolves and fairies who take handfuls of sweets from the bucket instead of one. I must not scold the werewolves and fairies who take handfuls of sweets from the bucket instead of one.

I will feign surprise when little Jimmy turns up on my doorstep with the same outfit as the last two years. I will feign surprise when little Jimmy turns up on my doorstep with the same outfit as the last two years.

I will not turn into a flesh eating mummy when they ring the doorbell after the sign has gone on the door. I will not turn into a flesh eating mummy when they ring the doorbell after the sign has gone on the door

I will remember to eat my secret stash I will remember to eat my secret stash

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