19 September 2012
But the zip wouldn't close, her calves were too wide She asked for another size, she nearly cried
But then she saw Miss Hazeleyes Strutting her stuff with skinny thighs
The bigger size came, but to no avail She tried and tried but broke her nail
She watched Miss Hazeleyes go up and down She sneered at her behind her frown
They were her boots, not that skinny missy Showing off, all fit and prissy
So on the way out the shop, she had a little stumble Knocked Miss Hazeleyes and made her tumble
Arse over tit, heels in the air They were her boots, it was so unfair
Never Mess .... • Opuss № I