3 September 2012
I suppose I should give you a brief background on my lovely neighbour Joy, the "oracle". So you may enjoy the postcards more.
She says she has a squint but I've never noticed
She is allergic to fresh air. Enough said
She is constantly cleaning her floors.
She has an elderly rabbit, it's been dying for a few years now. She did have two but that one died shortly after we looked after it. I know..... Don't even go there.
She has very long blonde hair which she thinks is ginger.
She is a runner like me, but she is fast. Bit has a very bizarre running style, not that I'm Paula Radcliffe, but if I say (no offence, it's not PC but) she would do well in the Paralympics, you get the picture.
Also if I tell a story, she'll have the same story a few days months or even a year later.
Lastly she has a heart of gold.
Postcards From The Hedge #2 • Opuss № I