21 May 2012
I thought I saw a pussy cat, a pussy cat I saw She was prowling across the lawn, with mischief in every paw
She headed for the veggie patch, the veggie patch she went For when I peeped outside there she was squatting squatting bent
Aaaagghh I screamed no I said Get off the bl**dy veggie bed
Off she scarpered off she ran After leaving me a special telegram
I thought I saw a pussy cat a pussy cat I saw She was scratching herself with her chilli covered paw
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