23 October 2012
At last!
A break through in modern technology.
Siri understands me,
In all my Scottish glory.
No longer does he say
I did not understand that
Or I am unable to call someone
As there's no one named Cat
I only want to send a message
Not have a conversation
I don't want directions to bloomin China
That wasn't my destination!
But he seems to be used to me now
And my softly spoken ways
Perhaps I'll no longer rant at him
When he doesn't understand what I say
So I'll test him again tomorrow
While driving in the car
I'll ask him what the weathers like
He'll say ' its hot on Mars'
Silly • Opuss № I